
Before I begin this story, I must admit that it has a bit of a "I guess you had to be there" feel to it. In case you feel that way after you read it, please laugh anyway. I appreciate it. :-)
The last time the Rossers went to Juice Stop was before one of us had acquired that last name. We ventured there on a cold, windy Tuesday in January around 3 PM when it was evident that very few people wanted to leave the comfort of their own homes or offices to indulge in a blended fruit conconction. Yesterday was different. It was a beautiful spring day in Lincoln, Nebraska. The birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming, pollen was coating the exterior of every vehicle, and my wife could think of nothing better than to sip on a Pomegranate Plunge smoothie before taking a long walk outside.
We were headed home from Mass around 1 PM when she had the idea. I would drop her off at CVS Pharmacy to pick up whatever one picks up at that store and I would drive around the corner to the smoothie place to pick up her tasty beverage. After she was finished shopping, she would meet me at Juice Stop, and we would continue our journey home. I told my wife, "You're brilliant. That way we can kill two birds with one stone." I always like efficiency especially when we are running errands. The next half hour was amusing, but not efficient.
When I walked into the store, I could not decipher which line was which. As it turned out, I was first in line to order, but last in a line of about fifteen people to get Dene's smoothie. This was already a much different experience from the January Juice Stop escapade several years before. I always get a bit nervous when I rarely patron a store and have to make a quick decision on what to order. So I stepped up to the cash register and as boldly as I could proclaimed, "I'll have a pomegranate plunge please." Silence. Blank Stare. Finally, she replied, "What?" I said again, feeling my face turning red a bit of moisture developing around my brow "A pomegranate plunge." She asked, "What's that?" Thirty eyes were piercing the window to my soul at this point, the owners of which were probably thinking, "He must not be from around here." Exactly.
I finally asked if they had anything pomegranate*. She said very earnestly, "We have cranberries." Readers of this blog can tell me, do cranberries and pomegranate taste anything alike? I can't remember the last time I had either, so I was not sure. Just wanting to end the conversation, order a smoothie, and become number sixteen in line, I quickly looked at the board and ordered the first thing I could see that I thought my wife would enjoy. I said, "It's ok. I'll have an Eagle please." Problem solved, sweat decreasing, face returning to normal, I am almost done. I handed her my Discover card thinking I had conquered the store when she said bluntly, " We don't take Discover." I fumbled through my wallet and realized I had given Dene' the Visa debit card minutes before. I had no cash on me either. Moisture and redness returning, I said, "Ok. I'll wait for my wife to get here." She retorted, "Good idea. Next."
Feeling humiliated, ashamed, and discouraged-ok, it wasn't that bad, but still-I shied away to the corner of the buildin and waited for Mrs. Rosser. I thought, "Who sells a Pomegranate Plunge? The name sounds familiar." Ten minutes later, my better half walked in joyfully with a smile on her face expecting to soon plunge into the pomegranate drink she had so longed for. I whispered, "I have bad news," and proceeded to tell her that Juice Stop did not carry the Pomegranate Plunge (perhaps because the name is too normal sounding at a place that sells the "Eagle" and the "CrossStitch"). Nonchalantly, she remembered and squeaked with amusement, "Oh yeah. Tropical Smoothie Cafe in Florida sells those. Sorry." If only she could have taken the news a little bit better. ;-)
The next fifteen minutes went smoothie-ly. We ordered the drink, paid, waited, picked up a straw after Dene's "Eagle" was ready, and hightailed it out of there. Dene' and I are convinced that these small memories are among the things that make our marriage so special. Sure, we cherish and will continue to treasure the big moments, but the little things in between are priceless. Thanks for reading.
*I am convinced that no store in Lincoln sells the fruit. They sell pomegranate juice in several different flavors, but no pomegranate. We went to HyVee last week so my expert baker could create a pomegranate cake. No such luck. She made an orange, cranraisin, and lime cake. Intersting combo, but very tasty.